I only went out in the rain
She nudged me and pointed
Whispering, it’s happened again
It’s the umbrella that’s meant to up
I could only feel my cheeks blush
As I look down, he’s looking up
And the wife’s trying to hide it in a rush,
What if? The neighbours should see
You know you’ll need to see the doc
And yes. I know it will be hard
Just say, i got a problem with my cock
No matter where, when or why it gets erect
(At the Doc’s)
For this problem of mine doc, is there a cure
Well maybe, but it will need an examination
There’s a word I can’t think of that you need to endure?
Come back later when I can get my mouth around it
© Judie Gelling 2008, all rights reserved.
Friday, 16 January 2009
Acrorthosis
Posted by thepoeticangel at Friday, January 16, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Acrorthosis, Adult, humour, medical condition
Monday, 12 January 2009
Erotic Silence
Be still her command
Candle flames flicker
A glint of silver blade
My Heart beats quicker
A knife in her hand
Her perfume so fresh
Like a summer breeze
Cold steel meets my flesh
Gently my eyes close
A deep feeling of trust
Freely I submit to her will
So lay very still I must
Sensations whisper lustful
Silhouettes of pure bliss
Caressing seducing, my soul
With each tip of the blades kiss
Slowly softly sweetly
Drawn across my breasts
Lover’s erotic silence
As the blade now comes to rest
© Judie Gelling 2008, all rights reserved.
Posted by thepoeticangel at Monday, January 12, 2009 0 comments
Medorthophobia
He has a phobia, a dreaded fear
He is so shy, it’s so embarrassing
A beautiful woman he can’t go near,
What if he’s aroused and it gets erect
What will he do, if she approaches him?
Make an excuse; turn away, head for home,
His phobias making his life so grim
His doc’s fitting him a chastity belt
He hopes and he prays one day for a cure
He can go out on the pull, with the lads
Medorthophobia, he’ll no longer endure
Both heads will look each other, in the eye
© Judie Gelling 2008, all rights reserved.
Posted by thepoeticangel at Monday, January 12, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Adult, Fear, medorthophobia, Phobia