Medorthophobia

He has a phobia, a dreaded fear
He is so shy, it’s so embarrassing
A beautiful woman he can’t go near,
What if he’s aroused and it gets erect

What will he do, if she approaches him?
Make an excuse; turn away, head for home,
His phobias making his life so grim
His doc’s fitting him a chastity belt

He hopes and he prays one day for a cure
He can go out on the pull, with the lads
Medorthophobia, he’ll no longer endure
Both heads will look each other, in the eye


© Judie Gelling 2008, all rights reserved.